Looking for group...

... Call me, I want to do something tonight, anything. At this point I think I would consider cow tipping or something.

Otherwise I will be sitting at home in the dark, alone. I don't want that.

Show your interest AND your intellect!!

So last night I was perusing groups on facebook and came across a couple that were awesomely named. This spawned a google search for geek pick up lines.

Here for your pleasure are my findings, weeded down to the ones that aren't lame... er... well you understand I am sure

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1. I have so much love to give you'll have to pipe it through more.
   
2. I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
   
3. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
   
4. I'd switch to emacs for you.
   
5. You put the SPARC in my workstation.
   
6. You had me at "Hello World."
   
7. Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
   
8. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
   
9. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Stargate marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
   
10. What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?
    
11. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
    
12. Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.
    
13. I'm the droid you're looking for.
    
14. There's a gaming convention this weekend. I'm staff, I can get you in for free.
    
15. My Kd for you is sub-nanomolar.
    
16. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?
    
17. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
    
18. Wanna see the programs in my HP-48 calculator?
    
19. Usually one needs a cooling fan for such a hot processor.
    
20. Your eyes are like limpid pools of primeval ooze — and I'm the aeomeba who longs to swim in their depths.
    

This last one requires you to probably have it written down on a car of some type and you actually read it out. Or at least in MY opinion, it would be better that way

• Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.
  

It is also very important that you actually say out loud *dramatic pause* and then point out that you realized you aren't supposed to actually SAY "dramatic pause" but merely pause dramatically...

It really is much more geeky if you do it that way :)

I for one...

... welcome my new google cellular overlord!!!


Seriously, I don't care about specs, if this has ANYTHING to compete with the iPhone i am sold. bundled voip software!!

oh google, I am so in love with you.

Sometimes

Sometimes something happens and it can just make you really happy in life. You end up walking around with this huge grin on your face for a time and people look at you funny, wondering what is wrong with you. Suddenly you find that you are more confident and things seem to just be okay.

Thank you happiness for visiting me and bringing me such a wonderful release from the stresses of my current world. Thank you for shining a ray of hope down on me.

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Vicki and I are training today and tomorrow. We are training on Trial Balance functionality as well as export to tax and M3... I am not quite sure why I was selected for this training. Not to say that I am not knowledgeable about these aspects of the program, honestly, and trying not to toot my own horn on this one, I am darn smart when it comes to our software. There is almost no aspect of the software I am not knowledgeable about.

However, out of all the aspects of our program, the two areas that I am the least strong in are Tax and M3. I suppose I should consider this an opportunity to grow my knowledge.

After all, why try and give up this happiness that I have!

RIP Colin McRae 8/5/1968 ~ 9/15/2007

Colin McRae, legendary rally driver, died Saturday in a helicopter crash. With him were his 5 year old son, an unidentified adult and an unidentified child. Colin's wife and daughter were not on board.

This is a sad day for the world of Rally Racing. Colin was one of the most influential drivers in the history of Rally Racing. He will be missed greatly.

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holy crap!!

so apparently when you decide to listen to nothing but one artist for a few days you can really rack up the plays. My top artist for last week was Regina Spektor with 360 plays. I average around 120 tracks per day so that is literally 3 days of nothing but Regina... no wonder my friends were starting to get annoyed with me. (When they rode with me I forced them to listen)

Not that I minded, I don't think that there is anything I DON'T like about her music. Heck at one point I put down the iPod and was watching her videos on youtube.

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So for about 4 months I have been eagerly awaiting the release of Jam Sessions on the DS. Tonight I went to walmart with my boys to kill some time before taking them home to their mother. I also had to purchase some new shoes as Simon, my youngest, yes the one who dumped the water on my bed, dumped his brothers root beer in my shoe...

Well, after I picked up the shoes I headed through electronics because what is a trip to any store with an electronics selection if you DON'T go through them in at least a rudimentary way. I look up as we pass by the DS games like I always do, scanning for Jam Sessions... except that this time it was sitting there, pristine in it's beauty!

I had told myself that Jam Sessions would be the next title I owned for my DS... and now I have fulfilled that!! WOO So look for some music coming... it will p[rob ably be really bad, not very good type really bad I mean. But you will survive I am sure :)

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It's funny that I was thinking the exact same thing just yesterday....